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Art is the weapon, the world is your canvas

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

rottendinosaurs:

meprobs:

Someone take my photoshop away

No one should take your photoshop away I fuckin died when I read this. 

raraoaawr:

Lmao

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

teezee133:

hiddlesneezes:

tennowman:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

it’s a baby lightsaber

CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

I would not recommend it

There are four types of people on here…
Let’s stab someone
slicey slicey and toasty toasty
Let’s have a baby light saber duell
Let’s fuck a the light saber




We have succeeded. *\(^o^)/*

teezee133:

hiddlesneezes:

tennowman:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

it’s a baby lightsaber

CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

I would not recommend it

There are four types of people on here…

  1. Let’s stab someone
  2. slicey slicey and toasty toasty
  3. Let’s have a baby light saber duell
  4. Let’s fuck a the light saber

We have succeeded. *\(^o^)/*

becuzbacon:

Tell it, randy.

becuzbacon:

Tell it, randy.

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded